NAIJA MENTALITY
~ All softdrinks are called mineral.
~ All Fathers came first position
while at school.
~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because
the ball was turned into Lion.
... ~ If ur wealth starts reducing it's
ur village people dat are doing u.
~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday
afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside Africa
is original.
~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it
via sex.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go
sabi do.
~ Every seasonin cube is maggi.
~ U must finish the rice before u
touch d meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an'Alhaji', d
poor ones na'Aboki'...shuo!
~ U smoke, u b armed
robber!
~ If u find money on d floor, pee
on it before pickin it up, else u
turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are smart.
~ Once u travel overseas u must
be very rich (as if dem dey share
money on the plane)
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres 4
leg...lol
~ Every girl dat plays and jokes
with a boy, has slept with him.
~ U must buy bread when
traveling.
~ When u lose a tooth, throw it
on the roof of d house and run
round the house 7 times"
~ Every noodle is called indomie.
~if any girl too fine...na Ogbanje..
and all the worwor pple na witch ....
~anything wey bite u for night na mosquito.
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